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Wednesday, October 5, 2011

An Extra Blog for your enjoyment. -----You MUST Know what I ate for lunch today!

Hi! My name is That Person and I know you actually care about my life. I enjoy going online just like everyone else in the world. I love it so much, it makes me want to go and tell the world about it. Just let me post that on my Twitter. So this morning I got up and went to the bathroom. Afterwards I went downstairs to get some Fruit Loops but my brother ate them all. I was so annoyed about having to eat Frosted Flakes. I knew someone else would care so I hopped on my Facebook account and stated, "Aggh... My Brother is sooo annoying, this morning he ate the last serving of Fruit Loops, so I had to eat Frosted Flakes. I don't even like those as much! Like this because I said to." Now that I got that off of my chest I was ready for a day of school.   So, I go to get on the bus and there is some new kid sitting in my seat, so I have to sit in a different seat. Seriously, who do they think they are. Ahh... my life is so hard, I just have to tell people about. I mean how else am I going to get this off my chest. One update to Twitter later, and I am feeling better. Next thing, I know is that I am sitting at my desk in my boring history class. I mean,  of course, our teacher is telling us about weapons used by Prussian, French, and Spanish forces in the War of Austrian Succession, but it is history, these people are dead. Due to my overwhelming lack of an attention span I must use my phone to tell my 500 friends about this great injustice. Of course, why should I waste my time using complete words and sentences, that would take too long. Finally, two class perios later, I get to go to lunch. OMG! The lunch here is so disgusting, I mean who wants to eat fresh fruit and veggies. Yuck! Good thing my mom packs my lunch. What is this... ewww... she packed me a peanut butter and jelly sandwich that doesn't have the crust cut off. Why would she do this to me?! Does she not love me anymore? Of course, she had to have done it on purpose, there is no way in the world that she could have just forgotten or been in a rush. This is a serious injustice, I have to tell everyone about this incident. Three seperate posts of, "Oh mi gosh, my mom is so friggin mean, what is wrong with her? She did me so wong today."  

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