No POVs

I decide to write this as an informal speech, so it is in first person and not very professional. So here it is...

              Dudes! Today we have an extremely important issue to discuss! It is the issue of Global Warming. This is serious dudes! I for one want Hawaii stay above the water. I have been thinking about this problem quite a bit. Giant superheroes and heat-lamps are definite failures for ideas. I also thought about the world’s greatest engineers working together to build a giant refridgerator for the Earth, but due to a general consensus, I have found out that it is not a well liked idea. One of the causes of Global warming is the hole in the ozone layer. Apparently, it is there because of major pollution, if there was a way to majorly decrease pollution then we would be set. I noticed that there are a lot of emissions from vehicles in general. Then an idea came to me. So here is what we must do! We should ban all POVs from being used. For those who don’t know, POV stands for Privately Owned Vehicle. This will include all personally owned cars, trucks, vans, SUVs, motorcycles, and gas powered scooters. Do not even try to forget about the private jets and planes that will be completely grounded. Public transportation would still be allowed but the number of taxis would have a limit at some point. There would still be planes in order to get to farther away places and such, and all emergency vehicles would remain the same. By just banning all POVs from use in every single country, a lot of pollution would be cut down on.

                This plan actually helps in more ways than one because it will cause many change to occur. It will allow for people to become more active. Whether it is them having to walk to work instead of driving, or choosing to not go to an unhealthy restaurant because they do not want to pay a taxi. Also instead of fast food places having drive-thrus they can have walk-thrus. Walking shoe sales will increase because people won’t want to walk places in loafers and heels all the time. Road Safety levels will increase because people will not be able to text and drive, speed, drink and drive, or road rage. The most danger they could cause now is bumping in to someone by accident. People will be able to socialize and get to know others as well.  Yes, Social Activity! The biggest plus for this plan would have to be the fact that people would not have to pay for gas anymore. Amazing is it not? Yep! No need to thank my awesome brain for coming up with this equally awesome plan.

Trust me if we can get people to listen, they will agree as well. This will help everyone out.

Horror Time Based Off of HetaOni

     You are in an abandoned mansion with your twin brother and his friend. You guys go inside and look around the first floor hallway. You wonder how it can be so clean in an abandoned place. Your brother points out that all the windows have bars on them. Bored, the three of you decide to leave. All of the sudden, the air feels freezing cold on your bare arms. The lights have flickered out and you hear a sound that goes, thump, thump, thump.
     As you and your companions turn around, you feel like all air has left your lungs. All of you are staring at an ugly creature that is at least 11 feet tall. Its skin is a horrible grayish brown color that looks slimy to the touch. It has long, extremely sharp claws that seem to have dried blood on them. Its body is disproportional to the monster's head. That is the worst part of all. The Thing has huge, gray, watery eyes that are looking at its prey and no nose to be seen. When it opens its mouth to roar at you, you notice the tons of sharp pointy teeth. The things breath smells like decaying human flesh and rotten eggs as well as spoiled milk all mixed together.
      You notice the thing getting ready to attack, so you slowly pull a handgun that you brought just in case out of your bag. As you try and warn your brother and his friend though, the Thing knocks them against a wall. You brother hits the wall hard and is knocked unconscious. His friend is doing better and is slightly dazed. You then notice that the monster is heading straight for them. You shout for your brother's friend to take him and hide, while you draw off the monster. Taking aim while your arm is shaking hard you manage to shoot it in the back of its gigantic head. The sight makes you want to gag, when you see that its blood-like substance is actually of a grayish mud-like consistency. Swallowing the urge to vomit, you notice that the monster is coming towards you so you take of running in the opposite direction of your brother. Miraculously, you find yourself at the front door. You stick your hand out to grab the doorknob and find out that it has been locked. Turning back to the monster, you fire more bullets at it, but it does no good. The monster reaches you and grabs you by the head and slams you into a wall so hard you here multiple cracks. As soon as you hit, you see stars and have to fight hard to stay conscious. Blinking, you feel something wet running down your head. Slowly it dawns on you that somewhere on your head is bleeding along with a ton of pain in your ribs and left side of your body. Seeing you weakly move your enemy slams you into the wall again. You are now as limp as a ragdoll  and dripping blood everywhere in your enemy’s hand. The last thing you see before losing consciousness from blood loss is the katana-sharp teeth and the black abyss of its mouth.
Goodbye Bro....

An Extra Blog for your enjoyment. -----You MUST Know what I ate for lunch today!

Hi! My name is That Person and I know you actually care about my life. I enjoy going online just like everyone else in the world. I love it so much, it makes me want to go and tell the world about it. Just let me post that on my Twitter. So this morning I got up and went to the bathroom. Afterwards I went downstairs to get some Fruit Loops but my brother ate them all. I was so annoyed about having to eat Frosted Flakes. I knew someone else would care so I hopped on my Facebook account and stated, "Aggh... My Brother is sooo annoying, this morning he ate the last serving of Fruit Loops, so I had to eat Frosted Flakes. I don't even like those as much! Like this because I said to." Now that I got that off of my chest I was ready for a day of school.   So, I go to get on the bus and there is some new kid sitting in my seat, so I have to sit in a different seat. Seriously, who do they think they are. Ahh... my life is so hard, I just have to tell people about. I mean how else am I going to get this off my chest. One update to Twitter later, and I am feeling better. Next thing, I know is that I am sitting at my desk in my boring history class. I mean,  of course, our teacher is telling us about weapons used by Prussian, French, and Spanish forces in the War of Austrian Succession, but it is history, these people are dead. Due to my overwhelming lack of an attention span I must use my phone to tell my 500 friends about this great injustice. Of course, why should I waste my time using complete words and sentences, that would take too long. Finally, two class perios later, I get to go to lunch. OMG! The lunch here is so disgusting, I mean who wants to eat fresh fruit and veggies. Yuck! Good thing my mom packs my lunch. What is this... ewww... she packed me a peanut butter and jelly sandwich that doesn't have the crust cut off. Why would she do this to me?! Does she not love me anymore? Of course, she had to have done it on purpose, there is no way in the world that she could have just forgotten or been in a rush. This is a serious injustice, I have to tell everyone about this incident. Three seperate posts of, "Oh mi gosh, my mom is so friggin mean, what is wrong with her? She did me so wong today."  

High Speed Internet

High-speed Internet has become a common-place in a lot of areas. It can be found in the air, on the water, and of course on land. Most homes have high speed internet along with restaurants, businesses, even planes and other places. It even comes in a wireless form. However, whereas it used to be a luxury, it is now a necessity.

People seem to have forgotten about what it was like to have dial- up. With dial-up, (cough AOL cough) you couldn’t use the phone while the internet was connecting at all. Not to mention, the horrible, annoying, fingernails on a chalkboard sound that came along with it. Oh, and who can forget the three yellow boxes in which a little stickman would appear as it loaded up showing you how close you were to being connected. On top of that, you had to wait on the pages to load and it took forever. A whole 40 seconds for one site, and that was when it moved fast! It may not seem that slow just looking at it, but when it is compared to today’s high speed internet, where it takes five seconds to load a gaming site, it is pretty slow.

 Ah, glorious high- speed internet how we suffered before your creation. However there is a problem with switching to high-speed internet.  Speeding up the internet in itself is fine and expected. As technology improves, people want things that are faster such as cars and motorcycles, so why not improve the internet’s speed. It makes complete sense. The only problem with this is that, as we speed the internet up, people tend to complain more when it doesn’t go as fast as they want. High-speed internet, even when moving as fast as possible, remains to slow for some people. These few impatient people are the ones who you see yelling at and hitting computers in public places. They are the ones that, should computers or robots take over the world, would be the computers prime targets.

Another problem that this sped up internet is causing, is that as people get used to their fast internet, some seem to think that everything in the world is going to speed up with it. People will expect that cashiers in the checkout line will magically speed up, or even better, the old people crossing streets will speed up. Amazing is it not. Some effects of this might be seen in road ragers shouting, “You move slower than my internet,” or in people constantly trying to speed other people up even when it is not possible.

Overall, I believe that while the internet’s speed increase may cause problems for certain people, it still is a very good idea, and I am very grateful for it.