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Wednesday, November 9, 2011

No POVs

I decide to write this as an informal speech, so it is in first person and not very professional. So here it is...
              Dudes! Today we have an extremely important issue to discuss! It is the issue of Global Warming. This is serious dudes! I for one want Hawaii stay above the water. I have been thinking about this problem quite a bit. Giant superheroes and heat-lamps are definite failures for ideas. I also thought about the world’s greatest engineers working together to build a giant refridgerator for the Earth, but due to a general consensus, I have found out that it is not a well liked idea. One of the causes of Global warming is the hole in the ozone layer. Apparently, it is there because of major pollution, if there was a way to majorly decrease pollution then we would be set. I noticed that there are a lot of emissions from vehicles in general. Then an idea came to me. So here is what we must do! We should ban all POVs from being used. For those who don’t know, POV stands for Privately Owned Vehicle. This will include all personally owned cars, trucks, vans, SUVs, motorcycles, and gas powered scooters. Do not even try to forget about the private jets and planes that will be completely grounded. Public transportation would still be allowed but the number of taxis would have a limit at some point. There would still be planes in order to get to farther away places and such, and all emergency vehicles would remain the same. By just banning all POVs from use in every single country, a lot of pollution would be cut down on.
                This plan actually helps in more ways than one because it will cause many change to occur. It will allow for people to become more active. Whether it is them having to walk to work instead of driving, or choosing to not go to an unhealthy restaurant because they do not want to pay a taxi. Also instead of fast food places having drive-thrus they can have walk-thrus. Walking shoe sales will increase because people won’t want to walk places in loafers and heels all the time. Road Safety levels will increase because people will not be able to text and drive, speed, drink and drive, or road rage. The most danger they could cause now is bumping in to someone by accident. People will be able to socialize and get to know others as well.  Yes, Social Activity! The biggest plus for this plan would have to be the fact that people would not have to pay for gas anymore. Amazing is it not? Yep! No need to thank my awesome brain for coming up with this equally awesome plan.
Trust me if we can get people to listen, they will agree as well. This will help everyone out.

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